Texas Bud

I received this gift, a bottle of Texas Bud, from a buddy who made the mistake of attending SB XLV. My buddy threw the dice and bought cheap airfare tixs to Dallas when our Patriot’s were steam rolling thru the NFL and had just demolished the J-E-T-S, 45-3. Ironically it was those same Jets that ruined our post season and made for a less appealing reason to visit Dallas in February. Dallas is a toxic mix: a hell hole covered in a sheet of ice with no salt/sand/snow plows, the only reason to visit Dallas is to visit the infamous book depository/grassy knoll with a  museum that remembers the tragedy in ’63 when they shot a person with Massachusetts roots (which makes me very uncomfortable), many strip clubs, rednecks, rednecks, and more rednecks, hate groups, muchos Mexicans, socially retarded Texans, "Texas on the Brink", a very red state of inbred republicans with a very limited gene pool, Texans driving trucks with gun racks and hosting the biggest football game of the  2010-2011 season SB XLV. The big event took place @ JerryWorld which seats 110,000 people unless you are one of those 600 poor fans that JerryWorld couldn’t seat-oooops! Oh, don’t forget The Jerry-Tron the world’s biggest video screen-that looks like an IMAX and a blue whale had a baby. SB in Texas, no thanks!

Just wondering-what do you think a regional version of Boston Bud would have on the label-baked beans, cod, the Zakem bridge, Old North Church, Cheers, Samuel Adams, Mayor Curley, Mayor Menino or Old Ironsides. Leave me your ideas in comments, thanks.