Dazed & Confused

    If I am guilty of anything, it is clearly chronic, scarily excessive caffeine abuse. I generally start the day with a quick nose candy like snort of a line of fresh ground Guatemalan dark roast off the kitchen counter. I follow this up with a more pedestrian xxxl mug of Joe with just a splash of milk. WTF-Starbucks is now tempting my twitching body, hyper-fibrillating aorta and dangerously, severe caffeine habit with their new–Trenta, 31 oz. of green, grunge goddess coffee. The Starbucks company line is, Trenta, is Italian for the number 30. But, I know better, Trenta is the coffee goddess of sleepless nights and raging drivel from my computer keyboard. Be worried my friends!