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Tuesday, February 15, 2011

The Fat. The Loud. The Abrasive.

Coach Adipose Rex

Sexy Rexy is full of; an endless mouthful of bombastic bluster, dozens of greasy double cheeseburgers, an explosive colon full of insufferable bravado, embarrassing pre-mature self coronation, rolls of very jiggly swagger and has a very peculiar penchant for stinky cheese and feet.  Coach Rhetoric Rex and his New Jersey Jets will crash & burn in Foxborough on Sunday. The Jets will go down faster & harder than that mysterious swarm of 5000+ dead birds in Arkansas!
J-E-T-S

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