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Tuesday, February 15, 2011

The Football Gene


      I am a football guy! I do enjoy most sports (hockey, not so much-I like my teeth, as is) but football is clearly # 1. This goes beyond the massive amounts of testosterone (albeit drastically diminishing) coursing through my ripped body. I am genetically predisposed to love football-thanks dad. It goes to the DNA level; I have that oval shaped, football gene.  Pigskin is my favorite smell, the red zone (and that pink zone-thanks testosterone) are my 2 favorite things in the universe and I bow in reverence to the Gridiron Gods daily!

      But, I may be having a seismic DNA reshuffling. The Red Sox are to blame for all of this. The HOT STOVE (Gonzalez & Crawford) is blazing and my Red Sox Nation membership card is temporarily (?) now in front of my Patriot’s Nation MasterCard in my wallet. Theo, keep up the good work! Now, I can barely wait to kick some Yankee ass!!!

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