Scrambled Brains !

Ouch!



           

I was recently concussed. No, it was several years ago. Well, maybe it was when I was just a youngster in northern Framingham. Whatever, I sometime and somehow,   severely bumped my head, seriously scrambled my brains, lost consciousness and logged some extended hospital time. I don’t think extremely large amounts of alcohol were involved that time. But, up until recently I had no excuses for my life long of bizarre & twisted behaviors and my peculiar obsessions for candy canes and dish towels.

     Now, new medical research at the B.U. School of Concussive Sciences has given me reason to lay blame. A brilliant study by this B.U. school is published in the N.E. Journal of Medicine and says that even one severe concussion can cause a lifelong of chronic mental illness. Now, I am NOT responsible for anything I have done the past forty-something years! What a relief. I look forward to the balance of my guilt-free and reckless life, dazed and confused but happy.