The other day I came across the following story in the morning newspaper: "Charlie Sheen hospitalized after 36-hour coke binge involving five porn stars." I didn't blink. Has Charlie Sheen entered the "Mike Tyson Zone," or is he breaking new ground? Do we need a "Charlie Sheen Zone?" Yes, and he has set the bar pretty high, figuratively and literally. Party on!
I am not much of a man-jewelry kind of guy but recently “the man” has firmly asked me to wear an electronic ankle bracelet. Yes, I went on a Charlie Sheen-like hyper-bender after our NEP lost to the NYJ. Now I can’t leave the confines of our fine state’s border and I have some utilitarian style ankle jewelry. Please don’t ask!


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